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Every Apron's Strings, issue 1 (print edition)

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Every Apron's Strings, issue 1 (print edition)

At first, transporting her fifth car that year with her sisters in tow seemed like a good idea. In practice, they were almost as onerous as the scorching Texan heat that awaited. After some understated dalliance with the company's receiving officer, a nap, a shower and a nice meal out, everything seems fresh and light again, but....

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One (1) trade paperback fresher than your partner during your first time together (his/her fault, NOT mine)

36 (90gsm, pure white) pages that you'll regret sneezing on
Perfect bound; just feel those edges. Yeah!
7x10.5 inches; measure it if you don't believe me
Glossy cover protects aforementioned pages from your revolting fluids
Not written by some impossibly inscient millennial who opines on his podcast about some venerated pop culture phenomenon and incredibly gets every last detail wrong and actually conducts impromptu research during the stream, fucking IDIOT
Handy to-do lists to aid you through your premature, encroaching senility
Useful address book seems more romantic than an online database when transcribing your Tinder hookups
Bulleted and numbered lists of everyone who's wronged you (NOT me) or who disappointed you when you needed somebody (NEVER me; I'm the best)
Page for notes (passive-aggressively leave it on the kitchen counter after writing a rant about that snooping pain in your ass who you KNOW will read it)
$4.50

Every Apron's Strings, issue 1 (print edition)

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I want this!