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Take Aim: A Love Story, issue 1 (print edition)

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Take Aim: A Love Story, issue 1 (print edition)

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Take Aim: A Love Story, issue 1 (print edition)

Remember that time when you "or that friend of yours" (yeah, okay) met that girl when she ripped off one of the pumpkins that you were growing in your backyard's patch, and you followed her to her house, and she had the gall to put the goddamned gourd right there for everybody to see on her windowsill, so you met up with her and her girlfriend to tell her to give it back, "or else," even though you didn't really know what "or else" entailed, and she said no, and then she followed you to the diner and the two of you talked about what you wouldn't fuck up in each other's houses because obviously you can't just let this go, and even if she was really cute and you couldn't stop thinking about her, this is war, and there is no way you're giving out pumpkins for free? No you don't, because it never happened, liar! Enjoy just how much it didn't happen in issue #1 of Take Aim!

http://ya-ya-ya-ya.com/TakeAim/TA-I1.html

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